someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it
me: i’m literally going to
"I just have this happy personality and a sad soul in one body. It feels weird sometimes."
Unknown, (via kushandwizdom)
shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway
"
This is the chemical formula for love:
C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
"(via misschelly19)
"I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared."
- therapist: why do you laugh when you say anything negative about yourself
- me: cos honestly its hilarious how incompetent i am
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme
